And the girl won't believe him whatever he says. In either case.
double post, somehow. Apologies
This is what I would say to my students almost word for word. All the fancy finger and wrist locks, all the tricky jabs and elbows, the rolls and...
You can't even carry a knitting needle. Some would say it has made the streets safer. For my money, it hasn't. There is no prospect-zero, nada,...
In the arse.
lol....+ rep for that one. And not just because you know what a 6L6 is....
I googled "creepy old guy internet forum" and this was the only result.......
Sorry mate, I call bullshit. No woman I have ever known has asked that. And if they did, I certainly wouldn't be such a loser as to hold up some...
Sadly, it is a fact that few women would be able to protect themselves against one determined attacker, let alone several. Now before I get...
^^this
Yes, men always get random women asking them how big their dick is. You know, because they're REALLY interested, and because of course men are...
perthites, I suspect.
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Don't act on your urges. You'll be disappointed. She was absolute rubbish in the sack.
Why have a crisis in the middle of your life? Just being alive beats the Fuck out of the alternative...
Sometimes, nzmale, i wonder how you have survived to the age you have....
Now there's a porn movie script. Goldilocks is a hung shemale. Comes home and won't fuck the big bear because her pussy lips are too big. Won't...
That only becomes time travel because of arbitrary impositions of time zones.
^^either that or they've found a way to make paper from dope.
I tell the truth in bed. I lay on whatever side I end up on.
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