Oh goody. Another penis size thread that implicitly assumes all women are shallow and cannot be satisfied unless they are rogered for hours on end...
You should meet nzmale.
Hay, good one. Lucky we're not in a stable relationship, or that we haven't been put out to grass. I have to race off. Sorry, I stop now
Do you get 5 points if you can throw the horse as well?
I'll put 5 bucks on the dog, but only if I get at least 8 to 3.
Not really, the way we measure time is based on these things. Agreed Perhaps. But again, time is not an absolute because we live in a...
Chicken, they taste like 42 do you feel lucky punk I'll be back book him Danno we're on a mission from God may the force be with you're despicable.
Get the Chinese characters for I have no idea why I have a tattoo but all my friends have them and I didn't want to be left out At least that...
My dick is so long that I have to trim my pubes with a chainsaw for each individual hair. It's so long that my urethra was a fullscale model for...
yes, there is. But you must use the most sensitive touch to read them properly. The tongue is best. Apparently, when my penis is read, it always...
I'll have 2 bags of what he's having, please.
Mine is so big it bends light.
I used to be able to, but that was tomorrow. By now, I will have forgotten how I future did it. And now seriously.... Time is really only a...
Who would pick Lady Gaga..... Pink Floyd Lynyrd Skynyrd Bad Company Free Queen 10CC The Allmann Brothers The Doors Boston The Eagles Yes, most...
Or someone else's finger.
Depends whether you have the same dream, I guess.
*puts Calgirl over his knee*........
Quite a few, from professional, sporting, karate and music circles. I'd say 12, with probably another 25 people with whom I am friendly.
She was shocked. He was just angry lol. In reality they both learnt something, so I was doing my job.
And where is the evidence to the contrary?
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