Sorry, but that's just bollocks. Just in Adelaide there are 5 gun shops, and over 50 000 licensed firearms owners in my state. Perhaps you should...
The reality is that firearms laws are, by definition, only obeyed by the law-abiding. Down under, a conservative government confiscated ALL...
What would it be, if money was no object? I'll kick off. For the 60s-80s rock I love to play, it'd be an early PRS Custom 22 with Dragons and an...
Now I know where politicians come from..........
Honey, I'm home
I couldn't feat while I'm ucking. See, I can't even spell it.......
LOL....reminds me of the beauty salon Carrie Fisher had in The Blues Brothers.... Curl Up and Dye
True. Even Blackmore used to have to replace the 'bars on his Strats in the early 70s. Forget the thing going out of tune, he used to break the...
nope. But if the hardener isn't properly mixed into the paint, in the correct ratios, and the paint then applied immediately....it ain't worth squat.
Probably looks like her mother.......
Impossible to say. She may "like" you in that way. Or she may just be fond of you as a friend, and not want to hurt you. Or she may like leading...
What's that ticking sound? Don't worry, I've always had those lumpy things Sir, we found your dog. Under a truck...... I think my...
Friction reducing paint is a bitch if it isn't mixed properly..........
Speaking as a man, men are incredibly dense about this sort of thing. Try making a large sign saying I AM NOT SATISFIED in 6 inch letters, and hit...
Witnessed, yes. Two very drunk very inept people trying to fuck on an oval after a club end of season party. Participated, many times. One...
Ain't that the truth. Men are either hungry or horny. If you see your man without an erection, make him a sandwich........... And my feet are...
The bit when Linda Blair's head spins.
I've been through a similar experience, my ex was a virgin. Became randy as hell for 3-4 years and then just switched it off. Once every 3 months...
I disagree that the only purpose to carpet munching is to make the woman orgasm. In my experience it's the best way to get them wet and ready for...
The sexiest body is the one that enjoys me playing with it...... Seriously, I once dated an ex swimwear model. 5' 10", 40 DD, very slim waist,...
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