Toss her a box of condoms and ask if she will help you fill them.
I am officially OVER the sight of ridiculously made up young women twirling a ball, a hoop, a pair of bats and a fucking RIBBON. For FUCK sake,...
It would look like either a '59 Vette or a Lamborghini LP400 Countach. Because either will attract more pussy than any other design.
What's the rest of the tattoo say....This girl wishes I was Lucy??
Being the first to have penetrative sex with a girl or woman is of absolutely no relevance whatsoever. Being GOOD is what men should strive for....
Why do I have visions of a porn version of Hogan's Heroes?......
Is it just me, or is the idea of using "extra virgin" ANYTHING oil for anal lube funny....?
I tried to fuck a blow up doll but she went down on me
I think your thread title should be "Pussy smells like tuna", rather than the other way around. And I don't agree. I've known many women who,...
^^I'd tell him I'm a proud Cunnilinguan, and congratulate him on being born on the cusp of Fornicatio and Orgius.
And there is absolutely no "reason", according to that logic, to allow people to have cars that can exceed the speed limit. Or to have more than...
Try wearing T shirts with these slogans May I park in the rear? Rider of the Hershey Highway Browndirt Cowboy Need your stool pushed in?...
E, every time, sitting on me cowgirl. That way, her magnificent breasts are the focus of her curves.
Sorry, but...he's your husband, and you're asking us if he's weird? Unusual technique, yes. Weird....well, that's a matter for you, both as to...
Exactly. And normally, perfect. I've had dud fucks. But I've never had a dud wank.........
I did over a thousand gigs with my last drummer. The finest dope-head I ever worked with, with an incredible ability to look bored and blow people...
Man, this thread is SO weird if you aren't stoned.........as I was saying to the table "Stop cheating! You KNOW the 3 of Zorks doesn't beat the...
A nice shot of penicillin.....
I think Pat Benatar said it best.....Stop Using Sex As A Weapon. Like it or not, some people do this. Buy me a ring/get me a car/take me to...
What a real reasoned argument....
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