I've learned virgins are more trouble than they're worth. While I don't want to be number 25, being number one is too much responsibility.
As long as she's a good wiper, it's fun.
Man, it's been so long. Those were some great dreams. Probably hasn't been since I was 19 or 20
My desk at work. Thank God for cubicles.
My turtle was suicidal. Put him on the kitchen table, and he ran right for the edge.
I still have a scar on my back from an ex who thought dripping hot wax on me would be fun. Leave the candles on the bed table.
Girls have always tole me 69 is distracting. My favourite, and this is because she has a habit of trying to squish my head with her thighs, is to...
I cheated on my ex. In my warped and demandinf mind, I told myself she had become a nag and boring. Well, there's never any reason to cheat. I...
It was the first kiss I had with an ex. We were both in the back seat of my friend's car. My 2 friends were up front. I asked her if I could...
It's resting on my foot. Actually, the little prick is hiding somewhere in my body and refuses to come out. I hate it when he does that
When i was away from my girl for a few mnths, it took the edge off, and definitely mde me learn to be more vocal. She wasn't big on masturbation,...
Speaking as someone who was given the second chance, I say one chance should be given, unless the other person was abusive or something, if...
My best relationships have been with friends. Not everyone worked out, but my current gf of almost 3 years was my friend first. The pluses are...
I remember it like it was yesterday. I was 12. For some reason I liked to rub against my pillow. It took me a while to figure out how to use...
My ex, and current girlfriends are the only 2 Ive ever known to have multiples, but usually if oral is done first. My ex once said she stopped...
There is something about them. Maybe it's the exotic look. Maybe it's the idea that since they practically wrote the book on sexual pleasure,...
I wait for it to go down so I don't pee in my eye.
That happened to my girlfriend of a few years ago. We thought it melted or something because it was nowhere to be found, then after a while she...
I think so. Shaved may smell "cleaner" but cleaner ain't natural and natural is sexier.
All i need is to inhale the natural scent of my lady. Nothing gets me higher.
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