A LITTLE better off? Try extremely better off. He's such an ass. I don't really like Kerry either, but I still think he'd be better than Bush....
I think the Romeo and Juliet on is one of the best too. If anyone's ever seen Better Than Chocolate, it's got the best sex scenes ever. Between...
I'm totally with ImmortalDissident. Love knows no gender. Don't worry about it.
Oh dear god, how could you not looooove being eaten out? I know I love it more than sex sometimes. Work your way down softly. Like, go down on her...
You and me both. I'm like your son - But I wish more than anything that I was born in like, '53.
The second one from the left reminds me of the monster in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
I am on the cusp of Aries and Taurus, but I am very much a Taurus.
Well, deal with it the same way I did. Instead, the Dryer Gnomes would get angry if you didn't put dryer sheets in the dryer with the laundry, so...
A world that not even I will even begin to understand. I only wish I knew.
That happens to me constantly. When I'm sober.
Nobody's perfect. You can never be perfect to everyone because everyone has a different idea of what "perfect" is. You can be perfect to yourself,...
1 - one book 2 - one picture 3 - one cd (you're allowed a discman to listen to it) 4 - one modern appliance 5 - one drink 6 - one type of food 7 -...
At least 5 out of the 7 days in a week are those kind of days for me.
Hmmm... I'd eat really good spaghetti, Obbie's pizza (a place in Chicago, best pizza EVER), a whole shitload of chocolate, corn muffins, lots of...
I totally agree, kj. "Your Body is a Wonderland" would have me on top of someone in 3 seconds. And I just love the song.
Hmm... everyday? Not being able to close two of my drawers. One has a cigarette holder stuck behind it and another has, I'm assuming, a bunch of...
Your tits look a hell of a lot like mine, LoL. You probably shouldn't put those pics here though.
Mine's 24.65. Man, I feel fat with all these 17s, 18s... I wish I was that skinny.
What is just plain sad: those anti-fatigue pills. Uhh, SLEEP maybe? That's like saying, "Hey, I'm too lazy, and I think I'm tired, so I'll just...
I've been seeing a psychiatrist for four years. My current one is like my best friend. I would never not go.
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