it depends what they get offended by...like if they get offended by a guy holding a banana pretending it is his dick then that is not a very big...
maby your cat missed you? or maby when you were away it missed you so much that it was so happy to see you again that she would love you for ever...
how can he/she can be a smartass towards me and i can't be a smartass towards him/her? if he/she can dish it am sure he/she can take it.
maby it's you who is humorless? there is a sense of sarcastic humor in what i written...also it takes a dick to know a dick.
i love my sibling although he can be a bit of a dick sometimes.
the chair.
sorry i get a bit mad when people point out people's mistake's but 'take the piss' out of them einsted of giving helpfull pointers...
holy shit how did my family picture get here!
well it depends how you see the question really...
oh sorry mr.spelling nazi let me just get down on my knees and beg your forgivness because i can't spell! how bout if i just hail at your...
how many tattoos would you have?
yea i know a few parents who have got a lower IQ in tests but they brought up there children to be polite, freindly, caring and there children are...
he exists!!!
thank you. i hope you have a good life and have a very happy day/night.
no you! learnt! i do have real customers....i think they are real. they are blue. not like sea blue but like yellow blue.
omfg! wtf r u trying to do! i am here trying to sell my golden carrots an dyou come in here like oh you can't do that your job sucks and no...
thank you.
you're a joke...ha ha ha. i am laughing at you. sunshine. sun. shine.
once i smoked a really big join then i ate some bread and gave some to my ducks and then i slept and woke up 2 hours later to go for a walk i came...
no. i am stereotyping you as a car.
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