I have a pencil-line chin-strap the runs from the sideburns along the jawline. they connect to a small goatee at the bottom of the chin, and a...
Otis is my buddy. He was the only "kitten" left in the pet store, 4 months old and past the cute-kitten stage. He chose me. First by crapping on...
Cat - Otis (that's him below)
slow down there cowgirl.. you'll have to wait until i'm done making out with your avatar first.... THEN you may have sloppy seconds. step 1....
Waldo's in the lower east side buying the mountain-grown madman heroin from Lance. "Are we in Inge-wood? no... this is the madman shyt". Who put...
I used to beat the living CHRIST out of my sister. And not only did I make her bleed, I broke her crib. ... ... .. .. .. .. . . I'm...
depends on the individual snout factor of the rent-a-cop. I used to taunt them, and the undercover shoppers in department stores Up here in...
Happy Pi post by the way. 3.14 = pi. All My Life's a Circle is a great song. Did you dad play the guitar? I love Harry's story songs: A Better...
dude you smoke like me.. a little pinch at a time.. economizing pot. It's amazing how you can really stretch it.. When I was super-poor, I'd blow...
paix. I use that word all the time, for peace. eg. "Paix Audi" for whenever I jet. heh. I'm a Pisces, and a close friend of mine, another lost...
Any Chapin fans out there?
No wait.. I changed my mind. "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS !!!!!" - Planes Trains & Automobiles.
luminous_times = flatulent crimes Daisymae = maisydae Bug Man = Mug Dan
Hah nice, you know the system! Management tried to crack down by threatening to do receipt checks when they see you going for lunch with store...
The gunpoint exchange between Samuel L. and "Brett" in Pulp Fiction: Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like??? Brett: What? Jules: What...
And then there was the restaurant, a fancy little bistro where I worked as a line cook. We were borderline kleptomaniacs.. we stole bowls, plates,...
You got busted by a rent-a-cop? harsh :( *not judging*
I wanted to go to the London show, but I live 6 hours away. Knew 3 friends that were there. and if you go to thehip.com there's a link to where...
Glad to see someone included The Tragically Hip in there somewhere. Gord Downie and the boys are makin' a comeback w/ their new stuff. Their...
Crummyrummy = cummytummy
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