I like smoking up with small groups of friends at my place, around familiar settings. Like over the holidays, all my cousins and siblings got...
Know what I miss? The Wayne Gretzky All-Stars cereal.. it was like honey nut cheerios but shaped like stars. Apple-Cinnamon Cheerios and Golden...
I loathed that dog with a passion ever since my little brother got mad enough to throw the nintendo gun on the floor and break it. Then all we...
I am Jack's smirking revenge - fight club
Ghandi.. I'd fight Ghandi. You? Abe Lincon.. skinny guys fight til they're hamburger. fuck. Hey.. Even the mona lisa's falling apart. (/fight...
- Bunch of small bowls and plates made of blue glass. - Matching black/silver kitchen stuff (measuring spoons, spatulas etc) - Forever Flashlights...
I'll check YES. I never tire either... and I can hold my breath for 3 minutes.....
That's why I cook at home. I was like a soviet spy during each of my 7 kitchen jobs. I'd take note of how stuff was made, wrote down recipes on my...
My Grandma had a cat named Koshka. Koshka is Russian.... for "cat". heh
No, you're the only one. What does Absinthe taste like?
so YOU'RE the skinny girl over @ Jugg's!! All this time I suspected it was Novarys or someone..... allow me to swoon *swoon* Yeah.. did my tour...
heh. in the first one he looks like Stripe from The Gremlins.
when I worked at McDonalds, the kitchen crew would releive stress during the dinner rushes by putting a kitchen rag inside a big mac box instead...
hah.. the gum balls. My bro and I were like 6 and 8 at a kids amusement park one summer and one of us found a quarter and we put it in one of the...
Because it takes training to breathe through other orfaces, like that dude who can breathe smoke through his ears on Guinness Records. what tv...
That's why I gave up on the mustache. Hate it when the soul-patch gets full of soup or milk, cos I never notice it until someone points it out.
hmm, maybe. I love/hate deja vu. Im gonna buy Otis a BIG pail of Cosmic Catnip for christmas. :) Meet Otis:
Intact: 5 Puree'd from the blender: 11 Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Nice cat! He's really long, like my cat. Why does your handle sound so familiar? It just stands out for some reason, like deja vu...
your head hurts from your brain swelling, take a power drill and do a google search on "trepanning" Why do my balls hurt?
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