Sailor.
Keep it in the drawer for good luck!!!
The expression on the baby's face is priceless per se.
No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance.
Did you know that Pluto is not actually a planet?
If you heard people talking, don't speak.
I'm busy having sex with my gf.
Hyena.
Hmmm let's see. This is gonna be funny, especially when English is 'supposedly' not my native language: World Trade Foundation. Wrong ten...
Chuck Norris.
Silence of the penis. (lambs) The green penis (mile)
You are really welcome Vetty, and thanks really for the input. :)
Ummm foreplay?
Pussy any day.
All vaginas are attractive, but there was this girl in particular whom I knew many years ago. Her vagina was a real piece of art, no kidding. Just...
Have you ever has sex with an elephant? Or had an amazing necrophiliac sex that you actually made them cum?
Lights on please. I wanna see EVERY THING baby. ;-)
Do you like it rough or sensual?: Mix of both. Depends on the mood, but most of times I'd say sensual. Do you prefer to be with the opposite...
STFU can you?!
Gone With The Penis. The Mad Dog and Penis. Penis Wars. Penistrek. Free Penis. Penis Raider. "Lara Croft of course who else? LOL"...
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