Those are the babies dying. JUST KIDDING!! Sorry, I couldn't resist. [img] Fish
Yeah, I've hear that Mr. Showerhead is one smooth talker. BTW, water masturbation rocks! Fish
Bastard. :) Fish
In the library??!! Holy shit. Will you marry me? Oh wait, I'm already married. Damned Vows!! LOL Just kidding. That really is hot as hell!! Fish
Ok, that visual got Lance stirring. Um....I gotta go. :p Fish
LOL, well at the risk of not being hot anymore. (yeah right), I experimented a little in Jr. High with a best friend, but it was one of those,...
And I love red hair. What a coincidence...........:p Fish
Ratta tat tat. LOL. Maybe you could use my mouth as a target... Fish
What about ping pong balls?? :p Fish
I've probably downloaded about 40, but have gotten rid of all but the best. Probably have around 10 - 15 clips now. (bring it) :p Fish
OMG, get off my brainwave!! Like fer shur!! LOL I'm ashamed to say I've scoured the internet for sybian porn. Tool, I think we're soulmates, or...
The only time you need to worry is when it changes direction. Like if you were straight and all of a sudden it starts bending to the left, you...
I've always heard pineapple juice makes it better, but then again how would I know. I'm married. LOL. I'm lucky if I get the ol' birthday BJ....
Nah, that's only if you order them online or in a catalog. You can find them between $35-$50 in the local "toy store". I almost bought my wife...
LOL, somehow I don't see that so much as relaxing as just plain hot as hell, and wanting to jump in. Maybe if I was smoking up, it might be...
Ok, not trying to spam, but this is too good a site for people who love to masturbate not to know about. Completely free, run by the authors....
Girls don't enjoy fingering?? I'm not female, but I'll have to beg to differ on this one. My girl loves to be fingered while I eat her out. Only...
Wow, you need to get a rabbit. I hear it's the shit.:) Fish
Holy Shit that's hot!! I used to fantasize about women at work masturbating at their desks or in the bathroom. Rmorgan, if I was 10 years younger...
Yeah, that's what I meant. He was saying that he was pulling out before ejaculation. I was saying if you're going to use a condom at least stay in...
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