Excrutiating pain from a stranger? Sounds like a bad night out on the town.... :)
....if the servers could only talk, what would they say right now?
The very reason why a woman should let it all grow...because it really defines a woman when she can show her man a nice, juicy beaver and not some...
Oh...is that a good combo? I like Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan... Have you ever had a Royal Butt? (Crown Royal/Buttershot mix shot)...addicting.
Actually, the dead hooker was last night's dinner, if you needed to know. And the Playgirl mags are very outdated, can I borrow yours?
Kind of hard to pass up an old Oriental man swatting flies with his hands, though...
Hey Lodog, what kind of beer is that in your pic...looks like Schlitz if I am reading correctly, or perhaps my vision is skewed.
What is weird? The concept of weird, or the fact that it is weird talking weirdly about weirdness?
Kevin Smith must be lookin' that way cause "Jay" is grabbing his arse.
Well, it was either him or or an old smelly suitcase, so I chose the one that could cook me tofu.
...I found him on the freeway and now I am holding him hostage until he teaches me the 'Flamingo Kick'.
My roommate has a dog and sometimes I want to rubberband it's mouth shut and put food on it's tail---watching it chase the tail all night would be...
I think it would be funny to see someone superglue their asscheeks together... Honestly, I would rather pour warm honey down a womans crack and...
I don't really feel bad for her---she is a born survivor! Hope that, if they don't merge, that she will start knocking the other team off and win...
Did it have any resin in it, and if so, did you at least share it with the neighbor's dog?
I have a few friends, but I prefer to keep it that way. I do like people, but as far as trusting them and such, I have a problem giving trust..
God of the Salad Bar
Yeah, women that have a nice patch of fur have my love...it is the best thing I could possibly ask for in a woman.
I am not too much into the physique, but I must say that there has to be an attraction, and I really do prefer the medium to larger framed women,...
If he cooks breakfast, I guess I will order lunch....then I suppose we'll hit the bottle again....I prefer either tequila or Johnny Walker Red Label.
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