Cut the crotch out and paint pictures with your bits!
Crosses her eyes when the wind blows up her skirt from the North East.
A good man is hard to find but a Hard man is good to find.... Hi I'm "Rock Hard" ;)
Donna
I believe you are what you eat, and in the morning I want be a shroom.
Excercise my PC Muscle.
Flannelwearin'gal
Lets do the Fatal Attraction thing + 1 and have wild sex in the kitchen....You can be the Bunny Boiler ok?
Manic Impressive
Does my 80's look do anything for you?
Plums
Beat the living shit out of it, and ask it "Who's ya Daddy"
Did you know that Hogan kept a radio transmitter about this big in a kettle like that.
Tommy Knackers
My Pimp says I can earn more if I lay on my back during the day!
CrappyNappy
Breath Easily
My dick is this round
Wears black leather boots at the beach
E-rocc
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