Sorry lode I must add my own bit to this: "fuck you." She yelled. In an instant I ripped my Y fronts down, and unwrapped my 34 inch penis from...
For breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?
I received an email from a friend and it said that if I forward it on I will receive $100,000 for every person I forward it too....So in the post...
I ban you for having 69 in your username..... (actually maybe you should be commended for that)
Nicely written...typed....told! Very profound for someone as young as you are, and I gotta agree with Lode, in that Lust (sex) and violence are...
I ban you because every time I see your avatar I get your ass in my face. (Maybe I should have put this in the "Hit on Poster" thread)
Its just too damn hot!
Rita Hayworth...yes, "I just love it when she does that shit with her hair" Raquel Welsh, Norma Jean Baker :), Lauren Becall, Elizabeth Montgomery.
The Bitches of Westwood
Go to the mall, and in a really bad Jamaican accent, call everyone "mon".
Show us your tits!
I ban you for having a stinky foot!
Nice lips and tongue.....Would you mind if I model mine on them?
BrideofLibertine, or USFCAT
[img]Whats this pic about then? lol
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Machinegun Fellatio
Goes nuts on red cordial
Brendan Fraser or Downey Jr, which one are you trying to be!
Now Murphy...Is the glass half empty or half full?
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