The dawn of time (I don't think we should record time) Steve Martin (he's about as funny as headache) Religon
I ban you for being under 20!
I've gone blind and I have grown hair on my palms. (I don't know how this happened)
I ban you for having over 30,000 posts!
Last dance for me! ME
ha ha lol...well said! YES :) I have hidden my sausage, can you help me find it, and then help me hide it again?
Dante's Penis......The Penisshank Redemption......Heartbreak Penis.....Penis Hard.....Penis Harder.....Penis Hard With a Vengence.....Independence...
Nice sig pic...how about I get my claws into you?
Isn't December 21st World Orgasm day or somthing like that? So 21/12/2012 will be the 15th World Orgasm day[img]
I ban you for having a squiggly line in your username.
I ban you for not revealing your "sex"!
:) Hi! Pleased to meet you, with the meat to please you. I'm a butcher, can I put my tenderloins as close a possible to your rump?
Sounds like a good plan. [img]
You're a cutie! I'm an Australian, would you like to pat my Koala bare?
34 degrees celsius about 90 farenheight. Australia.....It was bloody hot mate![img]
My Name's Rock Hard and I'm a Sexaholic! I joined these Forums for 1 purpose only and that was the Love & Sex threads. But now, I found the...
Spent it at home in my back yard pool with family and friends. (I am a South Australian and it cooled down to about 34 celsius at midnight) Got...
Looks like you had a ripper....You say you got snowed on! I'm an Australian and a South Australian at that, we had a 43 degree celsius day on the...
I ban you for thinking I have a dirty mind
I'm like the Goodies...Anything Anytime, How about you?
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