The best one I ever heard was from a school exam. Question. How would you spend your final hours, if doctors told you you only had a few hours to...
Do you find it better for art and literature than cardiothoracic surgery. I must admit, that the thought of a doctor using the internet at all...
My favourite is the final verse of The Journey of the Magi. (TS Eliot). This set down This: were we led all that way for Birth or Death? There...
Why do you need guns. You could just run off with their walking frames, :)
The problem is, that that you need at least half a dozen people with their particular skills to build a building. We had a local 2 man building...
Congratulations. I assume that you belong to the 1% club. :) Hopefully all the answers just require common sense.
We have exactly the same problem in the UK. The whole system is flawed. The new PM has to select his cabinet from candidates who have won...
Or just buy 4 shoes each fitted with one nail for 15p and tell the blacksmith that you are going to add the others yourself. :)
What a great idea. Cheap imports from China, Then no one with any jobs or money to buy them. Politicians should have at least 2 brain cells that...
Look on the bright side. One of Jane's friends has big boobs and our son used to call them her 'bumpers'. He actually complimented her on her...
If your energy level drops between meals, the odd carbonated drink is fine. But unfortunately it cleans your teeth, leaving them open to bacterial...
Having spent most of my life working in the film industry, I never came across this type of prejudice. Perhaps it was because the media never...
All I knew was that it certainly did involve drinking any Coke or other sweetened drinks in the US. For some reason totally unfathomable to me,...
You seemed to miss my original question. It was purely hypothetical, asking at a rough guess, how long do you think that it would it take to...
As I get older, my brain is questioning more and our current theories of evolution make little sense. 1. If we evolved from monkeys, Why did...
Did you work out the answer to my original question. ?
If Microsoft invented a hammer, it would keep changing colour and play a tune while you knocked the nails in. :D
This was the auditorium. [IMG]
The days between 1970 and 1987 were the best days of my life. I am sure that you will enjoy this video. No one ever filmed me at work. LOL [MEDIA]
Browsers that do ANYTHING, other than allow me to find a company or consultant, make me want to rip my hair out. I always joked that the the...
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