I lurk in the shadows waiting to regurgitate funnies I pick up along the way.
Could perhaps be your week vacation without me or the kids.
i made lil maps of hawaii on my belly last night
I may make part two but I need more props. This is a low budget film and I need a monster but the budget is already used up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elp5xH5ThZU
I'm really excited about this. I love to sing but I am horrible. I have no more idea than a goat, how to use my vocal instrument. Come saturday, I...
tickets are $462.00 for a may departure. just sayin
any body else thinkin ribeyes, right now??
wow!
My bunny just stamps on my hand with his little feet then chases me around the room. He has yet to lick me.
Fuckers!!!
YES!!!!!!! Ahahahahaha
close... except the hookers would have more talent.
nope
well?
*spits water onto keyboard*This shit's funny
LMFAO, hmmmmmmm, no poster I know.
I'm not entirely free to be me. For the most part I am but if left to my own will. I would have a bit of a different deal going on. I have fun and...
I dont know how clean you keep your dick but mine is pretty damned clean and I aint gonna wash my hands everytime time I take a piss just because...
I get sick of all the bimbos staring at my crotch. It really gets old.
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