I just might!!! If I stay on here long enough and keep reading these posts...hahaha
I don't smoke, but you guys are funny!
Dude that's not what I said, you changed the quote...lol
I had a fight with a Burger King manager today. She tried to hit me.
An elephant craps 80 lbs. every day.
Yeah...It's a little monkey that masturbates more than anything I've ever seen. And all the time. I witnessed it at the zoo. It was the funniest...
Felix has to stay!
YES...I'm glad I'm not the only one who masturbates like a spider monkey!!!
Welcome...enjoy
That is to funny! Wow, That's always what I wanted!
Johnny Cash, Dean Martin, Elvis, Marlyn Manson...Welcome
But if you don't have any diseases.
I masturbate so much in the shower I get a hard-on when it rains. What? It's my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want!
That 70's show...
I like to veg to system of down
I have a question, what do you think about eating someone out when they are menstruating? Would you do it yes or no? Why or why not?
That's an insanely cool photo.
Have they ever bite you? I got bite by a rose hair and I got really sick. I felt like I had a really bad flu. They are very cool though.
Cute and funny
I'm not sure of the names of his songs, but he rocks.
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