You do, but then the ladies turn into yeti's and float higher in the air and cum onto you. I wish I didn't have a belly button.
Well... I mean, I do watch beasty vids every now and then. Theres nothing wrong with a little bit of horse fucking
I'm gonna skip the bunghole this time and go rite for the pee hole. I heard it fucks you up four times as much if you slide it down your urethra
You guys wanna clap hands naked?
Smack totally takes the cake in all honesty. But in complete honesty, opiates in general are something I wouldn't recommend. It's all cool and...
It may be confusing, you may not understand. But if you can convince everyone you know to shit outside.. It should help. Fertilize the earth.
I jack off ATLEAST 5 times a day. Guaranteed.
a giraffes neck has just as many bones as the adult human body
Ask them to play a game of butt darts with you guys
You get it but its in shitty unusable condition. The value is jack shit. So congrats, you got a shitty suit... I wish that no one would be able...
jihād!
drop a deuce rite into the hole.
I like the smell of rain.
All in all I'd have to say Halloween was a huge success. Got some stuff the guy called meh-th when I was trick or treating and to top it off I got...
If I took it *i dont* but if i did.. a fat 12 inch thick dick. Yeah..
Pillow pants will
Like a velvet bag of puppy ears.
Guy got picked up for giving alcohol to kids as a treat the town over.
mmm I'm still drunk tripping wonderful Halloween.
The chick officer would get poked down
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