I get off the quickest when I jerk it. I cant have a woman jerk it for me, its just not the same. Women don't know what they are doing.
Funny story actually... today i took this girl i've know for a while out in the woods, we set a blanket down and were fooling around and i turned...
Well everybody, I died. It was a horrible idea...
Bin Laden is not in Pakistan. My sources tell me he is in the Swiss Alps, sipping hot cocoa and weaving tapestries.
I took a shot of dope a little while ago, wasn't that much, I don't like to be nodding. Will I be fine if I eat a few klonopin here in an hour or so?
So I just got back from my trip to chicago for the weeked (Taste of chicago was great all that live up there are lucky i love it up there!) But...
I've found it to be so hard staying off the dope man. I have a kid coming and that kills me the most. It makes me feel like a shit because I have...
Ill be in all three cities tomorow till monday! Anyone from the area, you very might well see me causing a ruckus.
Get an attorney man. That's bullshit. If you haven't done anything to revoke your probation there is no reason for them to hold you longer. When...
Waiters do shit to customers all the time. They just want tips. Or sex and tips. Tip them, see if it goes some where. If it does keep doing it,...
I was always told when extracting dxm to use non suddsy janitorial strength ammonia and nafta, everywhere i've been looking there saying to use...
Same thing happened to me man. When I'm stressed out or havent been up on my mood my wood dies down quick and I shoot early. If your not happy or...
Poop is so much easier to mess with.
OOOO i got another one!!! Plant a bunch of meth in his car.. Than call crime stoppers off a pay phone with an anonymous tip. You get money and the...
Just crap in the tank of his toilet already.
The classic and classy upper decker
In my opinion your only gay if you think your gay. Otherwise it's just experimenting.
Idk much about it, I know if you get injured on the job and you have to go to hospital for any reason they are supposed to drug test you (if your...
Justin Bieber
You work out?
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