OP....next time she's in the shower, why not join her, and combine foreplay with a little soap?
A vertical smile?
Bollocks. That's a definition that is not logically defensible. otherwise, fkyu is a word. people would understand it, wouldn't they? :rolleyes:
I had a car accident. I ran into another vehicle driven by a midget. He got out of his car and said "I'm not happy". So I said "Which one are you?"
pfft. of course. I mean, it isn't as if pictures of you naked, pissed, white and flabby would end up all over the internet, destroying your...
She can dress as a French maid and come clean my house.
Once dated a biro. She was keen but her parents didn't like him 'coz he was black.
just another variation of many tradional Japanese exercises. Very effective if done well and consistently.
Thinks a merkin is something a Cockney teacher does to her student's tests
lol....a typical straw man argument, to which I shan't bother responding. Other than to say, if you're going to argue, at least do so in English....
Thinks Shawshank Redemption is a turkey of a movie
We all use them, like innocent or innocuous. But what about nocent meaning guilty and nocuous = harmful? Or a well-dressed person. Are they...
drives turkeys wild
Is really drinking turkey wild
And lo, just as such an accusation be made, behold! The accuser is show'n as just such a one! And 'tis true, my dearest DesdeHamMacLearmeo, that...
is really satan
Just wear your tinfoil hat, you'll be fine.
Then you get a refund on it when you die
Oooh goooood answer. 60 000 miles = 3 801 600 000 inches. Assume 6 inches of penetration per thrust, so 633 600 000 thrust-inches. Assume 100...
The ULTIMATE stoner or dude food. 3 pounds of chicken wings, halved into drummettes and small wings. Put in an oven tray. Add a little salt,...
Separate names with a comma.
