D- Not anywhere near your best work.
Nah. If you were a drummer, you'd be an asshole....
To us Aussies, this is hilarious. Route is pronounced root, and root is a euphemism for fuck. So to us that's a funny pun. :) :)
peeing in your underwear and continuing to have it on all day. nzmale. Seriously, that's what he posted.
Don't know, but bring on the baby-sized swimming pool full of jello and let's find out! Man with sword or man with broom handle?
I WAS trying to be polite. I actually think my intoxicated simians would have a better chance of producing something even vaguely musical.
You know you're an aging hippy when current dance music sounds like 37 drunken monkeys banging away at 37 different keyboards hooked up to 37...
I can't see them, and I hasten to add I only looked to answer your question. :)
If you are deliberately trying to be incomprehensible, you have succeeded. That post makes no sense whatsover.
Seriously? I'd gargle pussy juice if I could. I like nothing better than smearing a woman's wetness all over my face. I mean, they DID invent soap...
I don't watch movies about cars, and I've built (or helped build) everything from shit-fire hot English multi-carbed fours up to big block Detroit...
Don't mess with the Glenglen.....
Ah, hotrodding in the old days.....changing plugs for a hotter spark...fitting bigger carbs or polishing the inlet valves....matching ports on a...
Watch a porn movie and replicate the screen action. Order a pizza. Have her blow you just before the delivery is due, and she has to pay the guy...
I've been through the witty retorts, the arguments, even the "no hables Ingles".... The difficulty is, anyone who would say to you "you're going...
To quote Southpark... I'll munch your carpet, I'll kiss the kitty, I'll chew your box, vacuum the rug, lick the little man in the boat, bite the...
If I loved her, and I had great orgasms, and she got off too, I wouldn't care if she said "it's armpit sex only" or "we can only have sex in the...
I did it a few times. But I'm running out of hardware stores.
OP, you know what men call the worst blowjob they've ever had? Fucking fantastic. relax and enjoy. More spit, more hands, more eye contact,...
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