All I know about J. Edgar Hoover and his cross dressing is that you shouldn't wear pearls and pumps before 5pm. Also white dresses is good for...
Any thoughts?
Have your friends started calling you either "Terrance" or "Phillip" at school?
As a side note, read Benjamin Franklin's essay "Fart Proudly".
Guess its true what they say: The lack of retention will get you detention.
I'm probably way out of my league with this post, but I'll give an honest opinion. Hopefully there is someone else with better ideas on these...
So did Alfred Noble, the inventor of Dynamite. He still managed to blow himself up.
Tonight while flipping through the channels, I happened to land on "Family Guy" just as Stewie was asking an old - well, ancient hooker: Is there...
I had posted something simular to your response a little over a year. Thought I would do a cut and paste: I'm sorry of you loses...when my Dad...
It doesn't matter as long as I'm in charge. If I can't be the El Presidente for Life, then fuckit.
I would bring back the Marx Brothers and appoint them to the Supreme Court. Probably would need them longer than just one afternoon.
Meh...guess you're right. Too bad, my next line would have been something like..."Wouldn't the carbination screw up your sinuses?" *smiling* Good...
Only 1 calorie. Holy Crap. I thought only heroin appealed to the weight conscience druggie.
This thread reminds a bit in the Carl Reiner/Mel Brooks 2,000 year old man routine. The 2,000 year old man (Mel Brooks) explains the difference...
My vote goes to: "SuperGirl" starring Peter O'Toole. As bad as the film was, I'm grateful he wasn't in the title role.
"War and Peace" The Russian version, 1968.
Rufus T. Firefly, Leader of Freedonia. Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land of the free and brave! After Firefly, I guess it would be either Churchill...
"Yada...yada...yada" Classic Seinfeld episode built around this phrase.
Have them watch MTV before introducing them to the outside world. That should mellow them out a bit.
Back in 1983, they tried to make a TV series out of Casablanca. David Soul as Rick. It lasted only 1 year. Idiots.
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