Well, if we all were more assertive and let smokers know that we don't appreciate their litter,maybe that would help. But there will always be...
Enjoy the cool weather, it's been 95 degrees here in the dismal swamp. I am ready for it to cool off.
Frisbeetarian- a person who believes that when you die your soul floats up over the house lands on the roof and gets stuck there for all eternity....
"From my cold dead fingers" What the NRA guy said about when they would get his gun.
My father was a liar and I was the one(out of 4 daughters) who always had to straighten up the messes he made. He lied to me several times and it...
When my son was around three or four we were at the beach and we had bought a package of fireworks. The kids had those little popper things you...
Thanks Happy Ha Ha Girl, I'll keep that in mind. If people got what they deserved then there would be justice for a lot of skumbags. I've had...
Sorry guys, I let my anger get the best of me, trust that I will never harm a sole on this planet no matter what they do to me. It's what he's...
Hey, where are the mediums? I want to send a message to my dead father. Next time he sees me he better haul ass or he's going to lose his. Tell...
Wait till the asshole mother fucker goes into a drunk induced coma, make an incision in nut sack, remove tesitcles, open superglue, place a drop...
A good joke that will make me laugh, please.
I know what, because I'm married to an evil jerk who should be destroyed.
I know what ya'll did last summer.
He let four hurricanes hit Florida and sits by while children starve
peaceful terrorist
Shameful innocence
Let's see how many new oxymorons we can come up with. I'll go first. Comfortable pantyhose.
I can't do that but I know the only English word with all of the vowels. SEQUOIA
That was going to be my reply, I find that so shocking I can't even watch that kind of thing. Knowing it's happening to real people and not a...
Thanks for the laugh,that's just what I need. More please.
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