PoorOld Daddio-- I actually invested in plastics after seeing "The Graduate". Now, I'm rich and drinking top shelf! (And, I own 5 pussycats!)...
I'll answer for the Virgin Cow-- she's probably either running a trot-line or whipping on some biker dudes. If one has plenty of money, it's...
Drunk again.
Wee, wee, and doodly-doo, Shameless-Cow! I wouldn't sniff anybody's shoe-- I'm strictly an used pantyhose and panty man. Well, maybe if it had a...
FUCKING YO! Jesus! You rebel wimmin must be nuts! (My ex-bed mate, Dolores, is living 10 miles north of Houston, for what it's worth. Maybe she'll...
On closer examination, I believe it is a barred A minor-- therefore, a ,B minor. Or, maybe I'm just drunk.
May Aizelle-- My daughter-in-law knows where the swimming hole Blueberry is! She says it is upstream from The Big Falls-- on Stony Fork Run. Is...
And, Ted Kennedy will try to fuck the horse, then drown it.
Come on, you rebel Jezabell! Smoked in a 55 gallon drum with apple smoke. (Or, down your way, with mesquite smoke.) Or, road-killed armadillos.
Which foreign language, Hemp? You haven't mastered English yet, judged on your lack of proper punctuation and spelling.
The foolish Celt from Edinburgh with his sickening picture of a teen-age runt sucking on a pot-cigar should be preserved in a godamn bottle filled...
Do you mean I haven't seized this golden opportunity to post and insult numerous people? I must be getting old. Consider yourselves...
This shook me up-- it's true-- my no-fault bull-shit detector didn't ring. The people you killed in Nam don't count against your eternal soul--...
Sounds like a day well-spent, Nicholas! But, what the fuck is a "farb"? A "fucking alcoholic reprobate bastard?" Eh? Don't try to hit on...
Gate-- I'd be proud to be you're groundcrew-- does that mean I'm allowed to drink? (Not that I'd do it, of course.) After Teepi changes into...
Good Golly Molly!, Pirouette! Weren't you a fox back in 1970! (I was too, but something happened since then-- a whole lot of hard, bitter years;...
Windy conditions suck-- I'd prefer a steady rain. What did you do with all those catfish? Smoke them ? Freeze them? Give them to Teepi in exchange...
I went up to Monacacy Hill and found 4 morels. They're just starting to come up. I got the small black ones-- about 3 inches long. Then, I went...
Well, Gater-er-roo--- I won't be flying with YOU! My God!-- Hash! Spare my Irish ass! Take the Shameless- Virgin - Cow, instead. Or, our...
There is no hope, Prismatism. We are in the End Times: Dec. 21, 2012, the world will end. Deal with it. I'll probably be dead before that--if...
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