ha ha, wait till you're 59. I have "hat shadow" on my noggin-- never had it pointed out so crudely, though. Follow me-- In the key of E-- I...
Me, Wes and Melvin went cat-fishing one long-ago night along the Manatawney River. We didn't catch many catfish, but BY GOD! we caught the eels! 3...
What is a "suffagrettde city" ? What does it mean?, if anything.
After reading my novel, as HippieHillbilly and Dillygaff are, they will never be the same, whatever that was. My novel is like mushhrooms: some...
ha, ha, ha. Wait till you're 59, with killer-arhthritis and terminallal penis-bloat.
I'm glad you got my novel. You Dilgaff, the goats and the rest will surely love it, or I'll shit on your doorstep--plop! Just joking. I hope...
I want to kill someone legally--where and when may I do it? I hate camel jockies, Jesus-freaks, sorry-Buddhist katana-nuts, dildo-masters and...
The albums I usually play: 1. The Fugs, #1 and #2. 2: Richie Havens--Greatest Hits 3.White Album (Hell, EVERYTHING!) Beatles....
I had an old 54 DeSoto (I think) that had the same transmission and clutch. I mainly drove in in auto so I had a free hand to hold my beer.
If the chicken crossed the road it was because Bill Clinton was probably chasing it in order to shove his tiny pecker up its egg chute.
Was it a Communist, or just the typical, airhead liberal gibberish that Jane Fonda-of-commie- Ted Turner squalks and Tommie-hatchets-about?...
Hey, FREAKYLADY-- I remember now-- Botticello: THE BIRTH OF VENUS. I win free tickets to the Lingerie Circus, eh, not?
I DID, Gate! That's why I only have 8"' now. What the world of women has lost! Any comment Teepi, Slotheroo or Miss ShamelessAngus?
Your parents must be genuisusies (SP). Nick Adams was Hemingway's alter-ego. Hemingway and William Faulkner changed writing in the 20th...
Matt always knows what is best. God bless him.
She isn't a "bitch". She was in a horrendous car wreck and came out blind in one eye, her face disfigured and her right arm twisted. She may be...
Sorry, so sorry Gate-er-roo, but I'm turning you in to the CIA and the FBI and the BCMHC. (Don't ask what the last acronym stands for-- then I...
RobSpace-- I'm truly sorry to hear about your heart-- but please listen to this. My youngest daughter, Katie, at the age of 15, had to have a...
Good to hear from you, MattfromVegas, the man who keeps AngelGodiva (where is my honey?) in computers almost as fast as her asshole-junky...
Thudly (under a different screen-name) was here when "Sam" faked her "death". It broke all of our hearts (yawn!). I'm SO glad to see other...
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