When I lived in NYC and SF, I mainly wore buffalo-hide sandals from India. They were only available in NYC and had a leather ring where the toe...
He that believeth in Me shall stay drunk forever.
Well........hmmmm! You didn't mention HIM! (Curses! Foiled again!) But..... if he's willing to mow the grass (approx. 2 acres), cut and split a...
Gee, Pirouette-- Just when I was going to invite you up north with us damn yankees to move in with me in my cat-infested farmhouse in the middle...
Gee, Pirouette, just when I was going to invite you up north with us damn yankees to share my cat-infested farmhouse in the middle of 124 acres,...
Brevity is the father of wit.
May Aizelle-- hell yes, I know where Wellsboro is. We go there to get kegs for our 2 hunting camps in Morris and Nauvoo. My son's wife is from...
If he's really paralyzed, I'm sorry. The point I wanted to make is obvious-- don't believe everything you read, certainly not on THE MOTHER OF...
Gate-man-- I was referring to tiddly-winks where you flip tiddly-winks into a cup--there is no plate. But, you probably knew that. Well-- did...
Kyndveggie-- I certainly hope you don't vote either-- you live in my home state. If you're too dense to figure out what I meant, then that just...
If you had shit over the cup, you would have won the game.
I must cynically ask: How do you know Soaring Eagle was really paralyzed? Are all the people that can't spell, punctuate or use correct grammar...
I live in the country outside of Birdsboro which is halfway between Pottstown and Reading. I'd rather get 6 more cats than go to Philly, but I go...
I thought Ayer's Rock in Australia was the worlds largest free standing rock? At any rate, Gate, have you lost your fucking marbles, mate?
Tarabelle-- I hope you don't vote.
There are no coincidences.
I kill helpless furbearers and sell their hides. Selling porn to horny young boys can rake in the bucks, too. They don't even care if they're...
6 totally useless cats-- though I haven't seen the two oldest for a week (knock on wood!). Want some? The 4 kittens are pretty well grown and...
I'd rather be right than popular.
Jesus, David! You clearly have too much time on your hands, as well as too many 50 cent words in your head. When I said, "The hippie movement...
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