She doodles cocks, and charges for it too. How "now" is the brown cow?
Is this Schrödinger's cup?
That's a better explanation.
NO. Have all your limbs cut off for a million?
Well, I was trying to skirt around that by being cute. I failed big time. Sorry everybody. (Note to self: "Don't ever EVER try to be funny again,...
What's a tgirl anyways? A girl brought to you by the letter T?
Mind. Officially. Blown. I will never look at wind the same way again.
Just the one country I'm afraid. Sigh.
Or it could just mean an untidy room in the middle of summer. Maybe.
Rorschaching up a storm there, eh? Thanks for the chat, and thanks for introducing me to some good music. Will have to check out more Gnarls...
The knowledge that others know will never be fully accessible to anybody that isn't them. Yes, that makes sense actually. And of course you're...
I like that. You just gave me some knowledge worth knowing. In fact, that could factor into a story I'm writing, thanks to you! I prostrate...
Let's see if I can type this response without being able to see the blessed thing. Yup. That's working. I can only hope I'm not making heaps of...
Beidh mé a shocrú gladly do typo a bhfuil mé faoi deara ach díreach . Squiring anois thiocfaidh chun bheith squirting . Oh mo , fuaimeanna sin...
Black robes, eh? I think you may have something there... (Says I, refraining from stealing that idea.) And no, the candles aren't really necessary...
Then shall I transmit a copy of the Piccadoily Equine Times directly to your mind, and ye shall also receive in your waiting hands a complementary...
Good lord. How unseemly! (I like it.)
There are worse things to be, I assure you. And it is I who would be the acolyte. I would follow the glowing vagina to the ends of the earth and...
Can I interest you in a subscription to the Piccadoily Equine Times? I am the owner, manager, head writer, et al. It has the most informative...
Goodness gracious me. Your mother wanted to name you after one of the most glorious parts of the female anatomy? And now you've transformed into...
Separate names with a comma.