yeah, that one was funny as shit i bet dies when i come upon that one. heehee
I thought you'd get a kick outta that one. lil pearls.
Atta girl!!
MJB is not heavy. she is light.
i better not say her name. I could be banned.
Frieden?
lil something for someone special.... (410): Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
(970) So i was thinking about rubbing pork chops all over my dogs balls.
(201): Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...(1-201): ok, come over...I have doritos
whats chereas area code. I think I found his. (818): I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
(902): My brain says no but my pants say off.
(614): The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia. //// haha, I just copied the same one.
I'm addicted. These are making laugh as hard as icanhascheeseburgers
(773): So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first Replies (11) Good Night (708) Bad Night...
(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?(1-626): You have mice?(626): no why?
me too
These are worth a read. too funny. http://textsfromlastnight.com/
well, congratulations!!!! The first is always neat. Happy Birthday to the lil fella.
tits
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