mmm tomato juice and vodka, how can you go wrong? I'm really craving a fuzzy navel right now though.
Omg when I worked for Lucent in Reading, PA, I loved the chicken cheesesteaks from a place called V&S Sandwich Shop. You had to eat it fast or...
Haha where do you go Valley U?
How not to get your ass kicked by the police
Shaft! Shut yo mouth! :D
Tell us if you pee orange.
This is my fav Mayfield song Pusherman
I really wanted one of these for xmas [img] but got one of these instead :( [img] Check out the skinny black dude with the ghetto blaster...
Seriously, dude. Cease and desist. You are out of your element.
The macarena was pretty lame Another song in the early 70s called the "Rhinestone Cowboy" was insanely popular, and ronco came out with...
haha
You can always talk about your panties. [img]
My tits can be used as floatational devices
You're supposed to talk about your vagina
my pussy is hairier than Wolfman Jack
lol. I'm sorry
How bout "my vagina is so tight...?" wet..."?
Only if they're from Mexico.
Ok let's talk about Chuck Norris' penis then
My penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it's still bigger than yours.
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