my brother actually told me a couple of days ago i only drink because i'm bored which is why today instead of drinking i took a baseball bat to...
hot steamy lezy action that would be shown on hbo
i'll see where i'm at in 4 then wally
i honestly clicked on this thinking i posted this thread whilst drunk i wonder what the original post said... ps. you are all so kind to make a...
going strong on probably six years myself jerry :)
trans am is sex regardless of brokenness
:( i'll make you a birthday party... there will be clowns, a jumping castle and a cake that will have fire works go off beside it but the...
it'd my mumsies bday and she's a light weight i got a bottle of white for her and ended up drinking 3/4 of it...
1. i don't care 2. yes 3. yes
hahahaha ok, after tonight tit pics coming up
:( i hate that mothers are supposed to be amazing it should be a law or something booga, can i be your mother? i'll bake you cookies and take you...
the only thing i could think of in terms of cheering you up is showing you my tits....
i'd come here and bash my mom she has her issues but honest to goodness i love her to death and today is her birthday and i got her wasted drunk...
i think you and my evil twin jess should just get married for fucks sake it's about time i'm sick of this bullshit banter
ewww the only thing that saved me from puking was your sexy face/eye and forehead i should say
lady gaga is what i've been listening too and it makes me want to dance! let's have some fun this beat is sick! i wanna take a ride on your disco...
i know an even cheaper way of maintaining body heat... but then again the activity i'm thinking of usually results in a shower afterward....
that's just like so gross omg
i just died a little on the inside and vomited a little on the outside
maybe you should stop doing drugs...
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