yeah use protection, I recommend trojan..
sex, why george bush has herpes I drove down the road, looked out the window and saw __________.
i wore my friends dont let friends dial drunk shirt. Some jeans, and my boots. thats about it
hickory dickory dock, the bitch was suckn my cock, the clock struck 2 i blew my goo, and droped her off at then next block.
here is one..http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1492/ddddlf0.png
LOL.. dude.. I think you might be semi attracted to bush!! lol.. but really.. who cares what he looks like, he is killing all of our troops.....
For all of you who have never shown yourself to everyone or posted a picture, do so now, show everyone who you really are. I know there is lots of...
hell yeah im down to crack a beer with anyone. I'v been drinking bud since 5(i dont usually drink budweiser too often but im tight on money at the...
yeah fuck cingular.. they get every penny out of you they can.
So i just went out and got a 12 pack of beer and as I'm on my way to the fridge the bottom comes apart and they all fall to the ground and 5 of...
^ so you think after we die that we are just nothing? not conscious of anything? I would think we did somthing.. i mean that would really suck
What famous people have you met? if any.. list them and tell how you met them and what it was like.
drum roll please..:drummer: .......................................... THE DRUNK GUY...........................:leaving:
Somtimes its nice to go out somewhere and eat alone, I don't see anything wrong with it. No need to bring books or laptops to look like you are...
lol sorry bud, but hangovers are not withdrawal symptoms, know your facts before you post this stuff. Like the girl above me said, its just...
^lol steel reserve is nasty stuff.. but that shit will get you drunk really fast.. especially 2 40s of that stuff is the same amount of alcohol as...
I say go to the pool party and get drunk and have fun.. you can trip anytime you want. good pool partys dont always come.
nah your not fat at all dude, lol... im 5'11 185 and im not fat.. Did you use to be fat and then lost alot of weight? and think you still are.....
i used one of those porta-pottys at my work today and their was no water inside of it and someone shat a mountain with 30+ kernals of corn in it....
I hated college math. We never had homework, Never counted anything we did during the day as a grade. All the teacher did was grade test and...
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