Here is a list of Chuck's favorite foods: * whiskey Somtimes when Chuck gets tired of whiskey he'll eat bread, cheese, some tomato paste and...
I havnt been recently but in the last few months iv fallin off the back of a golfcart(i was drunk), fell out of my computer chair and a nail went...
I always seem to misplace or lose my contacts. I havn't bothered to go get anymore in about 6 months.
When I go to this chineese place in my town I always get fried taranchula spider and eat it with ranch dressing. It really taste like chicken. Its...
Chuck Norris starts his day like every red-blooded man: with a giant boner. After rubbing one off, Chuck flosses his teeth with steel wool. Then...
the punch the insults nothing
kolonopins are great
haha I saw this on ebaumsworld earlier.. it was pretty funny
I tried digging to china once in the sandbox when i was 5. I think i only made it 2 feet before a fat kid pegged me with a dodge ball and I...
I browsed the site a little around 02, and finially got a name in 04 but have changed a few times I cant even remember who i was. Didnt post alot...
do it !!!!! :bigear:
I don't know what I want to do for my 21st. Maybe go to the bar with a few friends. Its about damn time I can go buy alcohol without looking over...
I havn't seen orgasmo in a looong time. But my favorite part in the whole movie is that one dude with the long curly hair and hes like "dude.. i...
I don't go to too many partys anymore, especially getting as close to 21 as I am(2 weeks). With my luck I will have a run-in with the cops and...
Could not agree more.. That is what I like to do also.
free beer is the best! :hyper:
its the one day of the year were girls of all ages can dress as sluts and its acceptable! i think im going to be a slut this year and wear a...
i enjoyed watching him on that one show that was aired on vh1 where they put all those celebs to live together. I forget what it was called
yes it is dead, and so is me being sober
ill stick with a garden hoe
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