Love few, trust no one. That'll work.
I'm devastated.
Wow.
Too soft.
That's a shame.
I've fucked up tons of pancakes and don't get me started on raw potatoes.
A tie-dyed cock.
I'm wearing a white T-shirt right now. It has "What is fashion?" written on it in a highly sarcastic font.
It takes more than drooling babies to warm up my icy heart.
That is a terrible poem.
"****" is my second favorite curseword in English after "motherfucker". It's beautiful.
Less than $20 to survive until payday.
I could definitely see friends with benefits working and by that I don't mean fuckbuddies but actual friends who you sometimes fuck. A few years...
Interesting thoughts and I won't say yes or no, however I'd argue with I always took this as her acknowledging that she's the weaker side as...
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You poor thang. :D
I hope so, my Dad's 6'2".
That doesn't bother me but I have some love handles, it kind of ruins the overall look of my body. That's true, my family's all worried and...
How long had you been married when she transformed from Wonder Woman to Satan's Spawn? :D
Horribly boring.
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