Got one yesterday, not today, so false. TNP has stuffed something in their clothing to make some part of their body seem larger than it actually is.
Nope, classic middle child. TNP has a a twin sibling.
I would say it's a very good day, not yet a great day, but definitely trending in the right direction. TNP has a three day weekend coming up.
Talking points
True. TNP has a CD at their bank.
Total drunk
No coffee, thanks. TNP has been coughing today.
I read a lot for work, not enough for fun, so I'll avoid calling it avid. TNP prefers diagrams and drawings to written instructions.
Nope, never that limber. TNP has picked up a 7-10 split.
Yes, middle eastern takeout, delicious. TNP keeps on friendly terms with their exes.
True. TNP mostly works from home.
Boys town
True. TNP is less than two years from retirement.
Hot sauce
Yes TNP has driven a Yugo.
True, or else it's something very light. TNP likes to customize their food order at restaurants.
Family G
Out house
Dust mop E
False, although I have several friends who swear by it. TNP eats yogurt regularly.
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