I'd rather that you didn't make fun of my feelings. Why can't life be more joyful instead of so empty. Everybody seems so sad and empty.
So she's jess4 or jess0?
I feel so regal. Instead of a cape, I'm going to wear a hooters shirt.
I don't see the point. I used to be so full of energy and enthusiasm, but the world has broken me. I feel like a giant invisible weight is...
Is this what being a philosopher king is all about? Sex and beer?
Then I am a true philosopher because I am incredibly simple. All I care about is sex and beer.
True, but they still rule all because they have lederhosen.
Isn't WarmHandedCanadian also named Jess?
Who are jess1 and jess2?
Like who?
Nah, I'm not German.
*cries*
No, I'm wearing one and I gave the other one to a ninja
*hits broom with a banjo*
*hits the thread with a banjo*
*steals this thread's shoes*
I know. She was totally off topic there.
I wasn't trying to scare people off with your nakedness fitzy. I just needed to get my hands on a more powerful....weapon.
not really. I'll pretend I do though so that I don't seem stupid. Yeah! Good one. HAHAHA. Whoo! *wipes tear*
I'm sorry it's come to this, but I'm going to have to pull out the heavy artillery. *yanks down fitzy's pants*
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