Who else COULD I be. Nobody else could make being an immature pervert so incredibly seductive.
I liked the bit about hiding behind boosh. Every woman on these forums should know that booshnoogs will protect them.
This was spectacular. Some of your best work.
I'll have you know that I've spanked and nipple tweaked every woman I know, and not one of them has tried to rape me. Obviously my methods work.
I've never been to Miami. (see, that was all normal and boring and stuff)
Ugh! Don't even get me started on that case. They're ruining that poor kid's life. It makes me want to go to the courthouse and start slapping folks.
I am. Seriously. Go ahead, ask my opinion on something.
Are you suggesting that nipple tweaking and spanking aren't legitimate self-defense techniques?
I actually teach self defense classes. Whenever I start in on a lady's-oriented self defense class, I always open with some of GLM's postings....
I majored in Computer Information Systems, and now pretend to do software quality assurance while actually surfing the web all day
Don't worry. I'm normal enough to balance you guys out.
That explains why all my friends are such pervs. Anyway, this is a pretty simple thing in theory. Hang out with better people. In reality...
What about "noodle"
I wonder how the term troll came about. Why not orc or goblin?
Yeah, but I'm in my 30's and I still love it. Especially the hidden picture thing and the jokes. The jokes are so deliciously bad.
What if who they want to be is a child molester or murderer?
Woah! There's no need to get mean.
could you do it again, but more sincerely this time?
I was wondering what it said. What language was that in?
just laugh dammit so I can feel good about myself
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