You're hotter than pamela anyway. Still. You may want to have him tested. You know, just in case.
Didn't he give pamela an std though?
I'd bring crabs
He makes movies now, but his awesomeness comes from his having been a legitimate martial arts champion and the creator of the universe.
Chuck Norris has a beard. 'nuff said
I just realized I have power over life. I feel so virile. and kind of horny
Glad to hear he's ok. Is the security guard ok?
Probably about two days for me. Most of the time I shower every day or even twice a day depending on how sweaty I get.
I'd run away to a country that most people never ever think about. It's existence is barely even noticed in this world. I'd go to Canada.
Sweet. You haven't lived until you've seen me bust a move in a cage.
they hiring?
So in your case, you're just studying up.
CAT FIGHT!!!!!!
That's not enough, they could have pretty eyes or something. The safest thing would be to keep them locked in a trunk until they were in their...
It's the great circle of psychosis
You hit the nail on the head with that one. Being attracted to women is demeaning to them
it's definitely weird and i'm jealous
Consider it scratched.
I'd get some duct tape first. 16 year olds are notoriously fickle.
Is anybody here even a little bit surprised that KC knows this dude?
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