I got so fucking excited when I heard Leftover Crack was playing. For a minute it looked like they were gonna go the Krum Bums' route and just...
I'd tell you to be ashamed..... but so have I.....
Elf juggling pimps taught a diseased hooker to please squirrels and blow sexy Mexicans...
Pretty self explanatory.
Elf juggling nuts taught a masturbating hooker to please squirrels and blow sexy Mexicans...
the fucking dreadies hired a masturbating hooker to please squirrels and blow dirty Mexicans...
Midget fucking dreadies hired a masturbating barefooter to please squirrels and sodomize dirty Mexicans.
I spend a shit time of time listening to hardcore and acting tough, but I like Good Charlotte and Anti-Flag.
suicide
*raises hand* 1) Follows through and does what he says he will, keeps promises 2) Courteous and considerate 3) Sense of humor that...
salad tossing politicians cloned a masturbating donkey to hunt police who smuggle dirty underwear.
I'm incredibly sarcastic and snarky, which I use to overcompensate for feeling vulnerable and like I'm not good enough. Have you ever had a...
salad tossing politicians cloned a talking donkey to screw police who smuggle dirty underwear.
divorce
metalcore
How the fuck is Pokemon a lame videogame? And I wasn't looking for drunk sex parties. I was straight edge (to quote Minor Threat "I don't...
scared
I sleep in a shirt. I don't like being topless.
Space
Ah yes, the misunderstanding in this thread becomes readily apparent. :frown: :window:You know what you and the window smiley have in common?...
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