My dry spell might be ending soon. Fingers crossed.
You have sex with dead children.
I didn't even have gas. I was boiling water in an electric teakettle and using it to make Ramen Noodles. Every day, that was all I ate.
You make your life more difficult for fun and profit. You enjoy fighting, violence and profanity. You made your username out of irony.
Never done it. My homeboy and his old lady were the other night. Had just started in on round 2 when the cops started knocking on the windows.
I know it's stupid and I won't like the design when I get older. I'm prepared for that. I'll still cherish the memories that it carries, that my...
This book I was just reading, Black Flame, argues that anarchism is an extremely libertarian form of socialism. Does that count?
I meant in this poll....
Someone asked Cosmo this question. Their answer? "Can the pope have too much church?"
I appreciate how Socialists don't get to vote. Nothing worse than hipforums developing a case of the Trots.
A friend of mine walked in on me losing my virginity. It must have been creepy for her, cos the dude is like her brother and I'm like her sister....
Nobody can have enough sex IMO. Fuck, I need to stay out of this section.
Let me start by saying: I'm a teenager. I have no self-esteem. I've been diagnosed with major depression w/suicidal ideation. That said, I think...
My last orgasm was the last time I had sex (I suck at D.I.Y.). I had been really bummed cos the dude I was really into seemed to be getting close...
:chillpill: My "uniform" isn't silly or uncomfortable. Personally, I have a tendency to hide behind my clothes, and I wear things that make me...
A homebum has none. Why does the sun shine?
To get to Big Rock Candy Mountain. How many fingers am I holding up?
You know me so well. Anal penetration by multiple penises.
They want cancer. Why does sleep continue to evade me?
I gave them to Henry Rollins. He didn't have any. What's a Tigger made out of?
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