But I'm not a supposed genius like Rat. I guess what I am trying to iterate is that excuses are lame sauce.
Was corn served? Ha!
First off, congratulations. My daughter has changed my life in almost every aspect. It's going to suck for a long while. I mean, it's really...
That's Nebraska spelled backwards. I've arrived. It's cold. The geography is rather unimpressive. There seems to be a decent bar scene. The people...
I have to wonder the extent of your intelligence. If you're so unsettled with the direction of your life, I have to wonder what type of...
Overpriced? It's like $2 for a cup of coffee. It doesn't seem that overpriced to me. Anyhow, their coffee is too strong for my liking. For some...
I'm not eating at this moment.
If/when my vacuum dies, for whatever reason, I'll just buy a new one. I couldn't bother with belts and shit. Luckily, the house I just bought is...
Awesome duders. I love that feeling when the house is all clean and tidy, but I totally Lol'd about you dusting with windex.
I'm drinking free booze. I'm staying at a hotel for my last 10 nights in Hawaii, and they serve free booze for two hours each night. I'm chilling...
I have no clue! I've never actually step foot in my house. When I see it in two weeks, I'll make sure to count! I'm sure there are going to be...
Less than 24 hours.
No, sorry that was not directed at you.
There are people paying millions. Me? I am mandated to give about 1/3 of our household income to taxes, not including sales tax. That's a lot of...
That's a real good story. Cheersglen
How about no you freaky Dutch bastard? Kidding Cheersglen
Exactly.
Really? That's kind of sad. What about temporary happiness? Do you have much of that?
Nothing in particular really, except I've had a lot more time to think about it than I have in awhile.
Funny thing is, I recognize that you're being sarcastic, but I can tell you exactly why. They are lazy. They don't do anything for themselves,...
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