remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Shine on you crazy diamond. Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky....
Can I suggest a jack in the box bacon double Cheeseburger? That will definitly put a new perspective in your diet regime.Its got everything. ..pig...
I just fcked a 26 YO whore today and her pussy was soo wet and slippery, and it felt good but the last chick before that was so young -20- and...
u wouldnt know if i was faking it. Id go aahhhh ohhhhfck babay...mmmm and thenm collapse like tottaly exhausetd and say it was the best orgasm i...
Ive been wanting to use a dido on a chick, but it seems thats something they only do to themselves. Its like a turn on to me to think about fcking...
I have noticed a pattern that not many girls are willing to go to work and jerk off a dude the way he likes it-the same way he does it to himself....
heres my advice- if youre under thirty, free those puppies- let them run wild ...BUT- if youre over 30, cage them up and keep them from being a...
They call my load the "Wabash cannonball"
I think I fucked Yoko one time in S.F. I cant be too sure but it was few months after John died and I saw her walking up to Nob Hill and i didnt...
OPRAH is and always will be a total capitalsist Douche!
Hell YES! I support Hillary Clinton 100% in the next election!!!!!!!!!!!!
..used to live on haight street S.F at the end next to Mcdonalds on the other side of the bowling alley. I saw Jerry in a white BMW one day...
I used to be able to use Imeem. evidently it wont work anymore. anyone knowabout this? what other way to put a song on myspcae?
John Edgar Williams was bound and determined to quit smoking, and he had decided that today would be the day. He went to the corner store and...
Ive had a lot of head in my time. One thing i can say for sure is most girls blow at giving head- or they arent any good at it. They go slow-which...
I'm not too succesfull. My friend Ben Franklin always gets me laid tho!
"oh shit" is the one ive heard most often.
Just to stay on topic..i havent had much luck with craigslists pros. they are too much in demand. I tried to date an 18 yo Puertoricana, and she...
yea. We all know women are impotent hysteriacs. They have no testosterone to prevent their non-stop bitching and overreacting, so theres no sence...
Take two Midol and call me in the morning.oh . I dont want this stupid post going back to the top. Too late..
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