Only in the minds of professionally offended SJW types.
And what, pray tell, do you think it says about me? Sperm in the mouth is a trivial inconvenience. The cost/benefit on this one is a no-brainer....
This notion that he has to settle for whatever crumbs she throws him, because he "wouldn't want to lose her vagina", is not a healthy way to view...
Sex with a condom is totally worthless to me. If a girl asks me to use one, I decline the offer of penetrative sex and offer to lick her pussy...
Agree with others that this is an obvious troll. However, for the sake of argument I'm going to take this at face value and point out the...
Why on earth did you marry a woman who wouldn't do something as simple and easy as that for you?
Yep, marriage is a shitty deal for men. This poor guy has fallen for the typical deception practised by many women - pretend to enjoy things and...
Just ditch her. Seriously, if this is how things are in the early days of a relationship, it will only get worse. What's the point of being with...
Push.
When a guy's most precious asset is between a girl's teeth, one bite from emasculation, who really holds the power?
I'd honestly rather just not fuck. Oral sex is my preferred alternative. Just my luck to find a girl that doesn't like it!
It happens. I hooked up with a chick last year who got virtually nothing from having her pussy licked. She said it was because she had a tiny clit...
Be aware that the mouth, pussy or arse models are just cosmetic differences on the outside, so pretty pointless really. It's the sleeve texture...
I'm right here... Seriously though, I'm a little bit sceptical of guys who say they "love the taste". Licking a (hygenic) pussy tastes and smells...
Absolutely fucking hate them. Will never use them again. They may be ok for some, perhaps even a benefit to premature ejaculators, but for me...
I oppose capital punishment, but only on the grounds that it inevitably leads to wrongful executions, so I won't be losing sleep over Saddam's...
Do all the foreplay, get him nice and hard and your ass loosened up as much as possible with fingers, toys etc. When it time to penetrate, lube up...
Only 10 minutes to go. I just fired up a couple of fan heaters and I'm busy swapping all my low power bulbs for bigger ones.
Must I enclose every flippant comment between /joke tags? But come to think of it, if I did this it would make a point about how out of...
I'm pissed off that I'm not working this evening, I'd have had a good shot at cancelling it out completely by starting some big pumps to bring on...
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