How serious is he with the girl? Keep flirting with him unless he's like engaged. Maybe you'll help convince him to break up with her. Hey,...
Yeah, but you pad your stats by sitting alone in your room and reciting things you know are right for hours at a time. "Trees are pretty....two...
Oh hey...yeah, Darwin's a pretty cool name. I like Marley a lot too.
I agree 100% with Lode. Normally I'd say let her make her own mistakes (which this obviously is, and a creepy one), but this guy is bad news....
Whether it's fair or not, that flag represents racism for some people. I think you made the right choice, Mitten.
It's funny how people think that if they say "I'm not racist," they can then say racist things and it's okay. No, if you believe that "blacks and...
Why would I trust you? You sound like you're racist.
So, I'm out of here! It's time for booze! You people have an awesome night - especially you, birthday boy!
Doesn't seem like you're trying very hard.
I get a better sense of accomplishment if the horse starts out alive. Hi Fitzy!
It's not, actually. Her whole job is just to kill bears. She actually works for Stephen Colbert.
Can't believe I forgot that part!
9/11 was a conspiracy created by people who want to take away our God-given right to have sex with children. There, that ought to do it.
I try to be sincere about once a week.
It's the opposite of that, sweetie. Girls have a vagina and boys have a penis. I've been noticing that over the past few weeks I've kindof...
...wait, I like hungover sex.
Oops, my panties are showing.
I have friends who once fed LSD to a cat. (Acquaintances, actually. They were douchebags. Obviously.) The cat spent the night cowering in a...
Blech, I just read some of the threads in the conspiracy forum. Why did I do that? Now I hate everyone.
Kittens!
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