Always keep your clothes & weapons where you can find them in the dark.
Take my time machine back about 120 years to South Alabama & shoot my grandfather.
My woman would say Primus or Les Claypool....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQMJR15U9fo"]YouTube- Emerson Lake and Palmer Pirates-1977-Montreal (Part 1 of 2)
Those cars are real. Fire is NOT your friend. No, you can't fly. Yes, everything is breathing, and it is all connected.
Wasn't there some old Cowboy show back in the 70s, "The bluest skies you've ever seen are in Seattle..."?
Testtest...mass-o-nutten?....no its a mass-o-rock...lee high way....test
Yeah, me 2. Advice to Freshmen: Don't major in Philosophy, or you will end up doing way too much LSD... 'course, most of y'all have already done...
Weed? I'd-a thunk coke, at .5g....gotta watch out for snortin' up lines of chopped ham...it's the gateway drug for yeehaw dust.
Don't have much of a garden this year, but anything I catch eating my plants is dead. Unless it is, say, a tomato hornworm that has already been...
OK, O-BS, I bet it can't have babies or raise the spirits of dead Roman Centurions, either, but what does it do?
Book burning may have made some kind of sense back when type was set & presses operated by hand. But I bet a modern print shop can turn out books...
And we call the drink made with the juice a Left Handed Screwdriver. link
It is better to copulate than never.
I accidentally ran over a praying mantis with the mower the other day. Ran over it a couple more times to put it out of its misery, but it was...
"Sublimation is the transition of a substance from the solid phase to the gas phase without passing through an intermediate liquid phase. ..."
I'll say this as often and as loudly as possible: The 9-11 attacks have no more to do with Islam than bombing a gynecologist's office (because...
Warner Robbins has great dumpsters.
The CDC has no more authority to rate movies than your local Ministerial Alliance. All it can do is make recommendations. Movies are rated my...
I don't believe you're allowed to sell insurance in your sig. Edit: The insurance salesman has been deleted.
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