You sure aren't.
Mashed potatoes and Ceasar salad. Yum.
Mind if I hump you?
Shouldn't the entire world get to vote, since the outcome will effect the entire world?
Muscle Relaxers work wonders for cramps. Cause really when you think about it...it's just your muscles down their cramping up right?
Country's Full. Sorry guys.
I've got an '84 VOLVO. It's not a piece of shit at all. It's a mother fucking TANK.
My tragus piercing has been the fussiest piercing I've had to date. I think every person's body reacts differently to different parts of their...
And this is a good thing because...?
Well it can't be just caused by the BC pill. There most definetly must be other contributing factors.
Well, I've gone and fallen in love over the internet. Before, I would have said that I would have avoided falling in love over the internet at...
I'm almost 5'10''. I used to hate being tall, but I've learned to embrace it. I've got long legs.
I love living in Canada. :D
I've always wanted a Chelsea.
You can't classify E in the same category as heroine.
I like guess with authority. I like big strong guys. I like older guys. So I snagged myself a 27yr old bouncer. Older guys are just plain hot.
One line? You're right, that is pretty useless. If you are going to do coke, do it right. At least take three or four lines, otherwise what's the...
I was totally in love with a bull rider once. He was perfect. Then he turned out to be a complete dink. Go figure.
I hate not being able to find something to wear out. But you know what I've found, it doesn't matter WHAT I'm wearing I always have a good time....
That's funny. I just had my first talk on the phone with an angel. Or at least someone very heavenly.
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