I've been here a month and couldn't be arsed to post an intro. I'm remedying that by posting this; "Hello baby, Daddy's home now ;D"
The one day I accidentally bit some dudes dick.
The same way I put up with hebetating dolts. Ear buds and paper bags over the head. Sometime my head sometime theirs.
I keep noticing the number 420. Especially now that I've started frequenting this forum. Coinkydink? Me thinkith notith. It's totes a sign yo.
Rainbow party. ~FIN~
There's something about that paragraph that made me incapable of reading it.
Youtube Lauren Cooper. Perfect accent right there son.
I haven't worn socks in over 6 years. The one pair I do own have no toe seams.
We were so poor when I was a kid, I had to bathe in money.
No.
You're becoming aware of The Matrix.
Wrong Tazer roamy
Did videos kill the radio stars?
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a...
my perverted kelp keeper gave his ninja wife to a spaceman she feeds with her sexy moobs.
I did not even know they were still a band.
Wishes she lives under sherlocks bed
A grey knitted old man sweater. Thats it.
Wishes they had my milkshake.
I hear 'life' and 'jesus h. christ' are wonderful highs.
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