Sometimes the clitoris lubricates itself though...speaks to the well off people who never smile. And to the op, a naked woman who cares about me...
I don't see what the big deal about death is really. Its not all that difficult, all you have to do is live long enough... Nice quickie, I...
I smell my socks before I put them in the wash, just to see how bad it REALLY was. So yeah, there's an embarrassing fact.
Sex isn't always given, lots of times it has to be taken. Sometimes you did something earlier that day that made her want to go for it, she...
Fear leads to consumption, and vice verse. You watch the news channels, you see Wolf Blitzer tell you all about some bombing in Afghanistan or...
You should also check out solar generators. Very very useful tools for sure. I feel you man. I feel like I'm being belt fed into this machine...
Everything is deeper. Marijuana allows for High Definition life. Its slowed, so you can appreciate the subtle details that come into focus. The...
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If two trains at a distance of 500 miles apart, traveling at 42 mph are heading for a collision, how long will it take until they collide? Your...
^ LOL Right out of the gate we have a winner. I guess this is just a shitty day....eh eh eh. Pardon the pun.
No. When I jerk off I'm actually exited that I don't have to deal with that smell. Vagisil should be paid for with insurance. Give me a t-shirt...
In the internet business, saying you don't need google is the direct mathematical equivalent of win. Which is why I stay the hell away from it.
Who wants their face in a book anyway. I don't.
I'm confused still.
Thumping bass drums with bulldogs dancing around a log cabin in the sunshine with turtles.
Well it all depends you know. At first I would be turned off because that is a pretty big age difference. But if you were really something...
Jesus god. Its the ultimate sob story. Depressed me a bit and I'm not even involved. Do your best man, that's all you can do with ANY level of...
I'll send you a PM man. I didn't even see this message before.
Hah! Like what does that do anyway? "Yup I have a car, and a horn...check it. I won't give you my number, or ask for yours. I won't even stop my...
I STRONGLY dislike the fact that they treated the memorial service like it was some fucking cinema filming stage. Pans and angles, specifically...
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