those packets of cheese that you just can't open. and those packets of coffee that you think, ah I can pull the top seal apart, I don't need...
painting the town "read"?
I think wheel nut should be added to the list of poll options.
I live above the grocers store, owned by an Austrian He often calls me down to eat And he jokes about his broken English, tries to be a friend to...
She certainly spread herself around a lot, that's for sure. :leaving: Very sad that she was killed, and it goes to show there's still big...
Happy New Year peeps :) I shall be down the pub (how original!) and drunk as Oliver Reed on a quiet night come midnight I imagine. I shall then...
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon His shoulder: and His name shall be called Wonderful,...
Happy Easter everyone
I had an Evel Knieval toy when I was a kid, you could rev his bike up on a stand and whoooosh! off he'd go! Ahh, those were the days.
Merry Christmas everyone... ...wait, who ate all the pies?
I like the opening lines to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P): We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the...
Okay, here's one I liked when I studied it at school: On The Move 'Man, You Gotta Go.' Thom Gunn The blue jay scuffling in the bushes follows...
"Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry" Frankly Mr. Shankly, The Smiths Does that count? :)
'Cos I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter
hehe, yeah maybe I'll give Dubya a call on his cell to press the "nuke Iran" button, right next to the pretzel room service button. (for a...
Was wondering if anyone could recommend a decent free portal for sending text messages from the web, i.e. one that won't hijack mobile numbers and...
Howdy, I'm in Atlanta for Christmas with my brother. So far I have drunk Starbucks coffee, been to the "mall", and I'm smoking Lucky Strikes...
And now I've floated way down stream, I know this has to be a dream. If I could find my way to shore, I'd never, never do this anymore
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
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