sweet. i knew it would take magic to get me laid...
haha, yeah. it makes me feel like david blaine, except it's a really simple trick. mind-reading impresses the ladies, right? haha.
your number should be 4
it's just a simple equation, you start with a number b/w 1-10, then i tell you to do some simple math, and then the number you end up with i...
i just learned a simple "magic" trick dealing with guessing numbers. it's so simple though, but now i feel like god and will have to use it at...
i hope every time you smoke out of this you speak in awesome, simple rhymes. this is by far the coolest piece i've ever seen. well, maybe. it's...
ravens v. steelers then i deem you obnoxious on the grounds that your team won, which makes no reasonable sense, except that GOD DAMN THE...
well, typically, you join a party because you WANT to be a part of that party. for some states, when it comes to primary elections, in order to...
man, that was a great game. how 'bout brett favre today, who saw that coming? 6 TDs. which is, of course, always better than 6 STDs.
hey, i can be that guy that takes the disagreeing side just to look obnoxious too. it's sooo fun. oh wait, no, it's just annoying.
that's right. and considering the cowboys are about to lose, i think that'll put US on top. oh yeah. and, no.
yes...
i know, kansas city? i mean, really? also, joker, your vikes pissed me off too.
panthers are 3-1, woo! 4-0 would be better, but still.
and this is what you shouldn't ignore: [IMG]
pre-post to get other post to top of other page so it isn't ignored...
well, i haven't been drinking now for what seems like 2 hours, and i'm already damn near sober again. and i wasn't really partying, moreso than...
i'm not the best, but i'm like the underdog that can never really win. i consider tonight to be on par with the giants beating the patriots in...
i am so excited. i beat my friend, who is "the champ" at beer pong, pretty legitimately, at beer pong. one on one. with grey goose. oh man, i'm...
it's not a hangover though, because, well, i'm not hungover, nor was i when i woke up this morning. i didn't really drink to get drunk last...
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